Mangez bien, Riez souvent, Aimez beaucoup

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

AHS - AHS Theme Dubstep Remix
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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

nya-kin:

me exercising

The Neighbourhood (ft. Casey Veggies & The 100s) - Jealou$y
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majestictunes:

jealou$y || the neighbourhood

this is the shit that your baby bounce to
promise you that i’ll make a baby with you
make a momma of you, ain’t no drama with you
my baby brings heat like her momma used to

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

awwww-cute:

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

I’m wearing stockings.